Word Of The Day Challenge – Tea
Your Daily Word Prompt – Omit – April 23, 2019
Light Motiffs Three Things Challenge PL68 – Today’s prompt: black, hotel, cheater.
Every Wednesday morning after Bible study
the wives of the church leadership get together
at the local but for the “very elite only” hotel
for their weekly tea, gossip and sin session
where they talk about the sinners who don’t
measure up to their superior religious ways.
The requirement to join if worthy to be in their presence
was to take a vow to always drink only organic tea
with an absolute must to forever omit the refined sugar
drinking the tea with an all natural eloquence
proclaiming that the reason for this unusual vow
is to maintain what they call their “dainty figures.”
Now, there was a new wealthy member of the church
who appeared to meet the high standards required to
be invited to come and join their tea drinking clique.
At first all was going well then the ladies noticed
that the new woman’s figure was not remaining “dainty”
so they decided to find out what was going on…
it turns out she has been a cheater with a dark secret
she’s been drinking non-organic tea swimming in
an ocean of refined sugar every day at home!
When the ladies saw this they took a picture of her
and posted it on the church’s Facebook page, and then,
they of course black balled her from the tea drinking clique!
The poor woman had to spend every single Sunday living
down the humiliation of her sugar-tea addiction.
Oh the sin of it all!
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